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Thu Jan 03, 2008
RESUME OF A PRESIDENT [Pigs & Politics]
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in
1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty and paid a fine,
and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record
has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
AWOL. I refused to take a > drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C
average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in
the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
elected the Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of
Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court,
I became President of the United States, after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to
enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a
continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in
a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop
in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over
2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire,"
Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the
oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my
administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
I've broken more international treaties than
any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to
have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S.
after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the
U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues
(15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person
in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to
order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation
of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority
of U.S. Citizens and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about
our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a
majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear
"Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to
bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my
insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I,
or my Vice-President, attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I specified that my sealed
documents will not be available for 50 years.
Mon Dec 31, 2007
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